"Your family is seriously messed up," Hannibal said, although he couldn't help but grin as he said it. "I love them already with my entire heart. My heart just fucking grew 2 sizes to encompass all the love I have for your family that I've never met."
It hadn't even occurred to him that there were families like that. Sure, he knew some of them were really messed up, but Kate's sounded messed up in an almost okay way.
"And the answer is either Heinz Ketchup or Grey Poupon mustard, although personally I think honey, which is not a condiment, is best because it sticks and therefore doesn't go away too quickly. I mean, if I'm going down there I plan on making sure I do a thorough job. Ketchup is gone way too fast."
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Date: 2013-05-06 09:01 pm (UTC)It hadn't even occurred to him that there were families like that. Sure, he knew some of them were really messed up, but Kate's sounded messed up in an almost okay way.
"And the answer is either Heinz Ketchup or Grey Poupon mustard, although personally I think honey, which is not a condiment, is best because it sticks and therefore doesn't go away too quickly. I mean, if I'm going down there I plan on making sure I do a thorough job. Ketchup is gone way too fast."