"I had these plastic handcuffs that I never left home without, you're goddamn right I was a big nerd," Danny agrees, watching her carefully in case he needs to bust out the Heimlich at any point soon. "And I dunno, I knew because I have four younger siblings and I kept 'em in line. I did good and I liked it. We're not all that lucky. I had a coworker turn to policework because pro-surfing didn't work out. You never know."