"Right? It's kind of the texture, it's not thick enough, it's too much like lube," Hannibal said. The amount of weird shit he knew about because of sex and just being willing to do weird stuff was rather large.

"But Kate Gregson, I promise that if I ever go down on you, I will only use the finest quality honey, if anything at all, and to never use ketchup no matter how good an idea it seems at the time."