"That is still one of the weirdest things I've ever heard," she decided. "Maybe I'm just not that interested in ketchup or going at it with other woman and so I'm not the right audience for this end of the conversation. From the other end? Still don't want ketchup all over my bits. I think the smell would just get to me, even if what was happening down there was really, really good. It's just... ketchup."