"God, you're weird," Kate said, although it was clear by her smile and her tone of voice that she absolutely loved it. A second later, she wrinkled her nose, having thought about what he was saying for longer than a second.

"I'm with you on honey, but ketchup? Really? I mean, yeah, ketchup on a hamburger, I'm on board, but I'm not sure I'd want it slathered on my lady junk, you know?"